In the begining there was nothing, void, the inexplicable nothingness, slightlent and at peace. Then Jaggabod created Black.

Jaggabod looked at Black for infinite years until Jaggabod got bored of Black and created Left. This blew Jaggabods "?" and kept Jaggabod amused for an infinite period. After a while this too became a tad boring so Jaggabod created Right, and called them opposites. Jaggabod laughed for an infinite period as the word opposite was extremely funny to Jaggabod. After a while Jaggabod started to explore Jaggabods creation of the Opposites, until Jaggabod accidently created Up and as a consequence Down as well. This really knocked Jaggabod sideways, which was now possible thanks to Jaggabods previous endeavours.

Then a funny thing happened, Jaggabod noticed that Jaggabod could not only go up and down and left and right Jaggabod could move in any Direction (Jaggabod decided this seemd a good enough word to use for them) Jaggabod chose. Very strange. This kept Jaggabod happy for infinity. However black started to loose it's appeal once more.

But suddenly Jaggabod conjured up an idea. Unfortunaly due to the infinite nature of black and the infinite nature of the Directions it took Jaggabod an eternity to find it once Jaggabod knew Jaggabod had actually created it. But eventually Jaggabod bumped into it. Which came as a hudge surprise, as Jaggabod had never bumped into anything before, there having previously been nothing infinity ago.

Anyway, Jaggabod had found what Jaggabod had been looking for. Jaggabod named it Matter, it seemed to be smaller than Jaggabod had hoped, a bit disappointing actually. Although it was in the black which made it difficult to see, perhaps Jaggabod could find a way to make it more interesting. So after careful consideration Jaggabod created White (well light actually but Jaggabod called it White).

Jaggabod looked at Jaggabods Matter, something was different. Jaggabod looked closer, before it had been different, it was a pleasent sensation that Jaggabod decided to call Warm, but after infinite time the sensation changed to something Jaggabod decided to call Hot. This was a less pleasent sensation, a bit uncomfortable, but it only lasted an infinite period, and then the strangest thing Jaggabod had ever created happened.

The small piece of Matter exploded...